Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Santaclaustrophobia

[san-tuh-klaw-struh-foh-bee-uh]

n. a legitimate fear of very large, bearded men without a real address on record who for some unknown reason know way too much about you and travel around with a sack filled with things specifically designed to disarm the good judgment of children.

Use: I know the idea of St. Nick is great and all, but I think a healthy bit of Santaclaustrophobia goes a long way.

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