Gregaugeous

[Gri-geyj-ee-uhs]

adj. pertaining to someone who constantly rambles on to you about their drama-filled personal life because they want you to tell them how to fix it.

Use: Whether she was wondering aloud about the pyramid scheme she wanted to buy into or seeking counsel on what to do when she caught her live-in ex-con ex-boyfriend wearing her lingerie, Gretta was too gregarious for her coworkers. And when she’d come back the next day having done the complete opposite of the advice they’d given, they wanted to punch her in the throat.