Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Pairomones

[pair-uh-mohns]

n. a chemical released by people in relationships that amplifies their attractiveness.

Use: Brian started releasing pairomones the instant he made his relationship with Laura official on facebook, causing the hotter girls in his building to notice how great of a conversationalist he is while they sunbathe.

See also: The Fire Hydrant Theory: once someone pees on you, everyone else suddenly wants to as well.

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