Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Expeclation

[ek-spek-ley-shuh-n]

n. the leeway you assign individuals, which is calculated by history of tardiness and level of romantic interest, that allots how pissed you get depending on their arrival time.

Use: Due to different expeclations for the guests of her dinner party, Gina didn’t bat an eye when her flaky friend Sarah arrived near the end of dessert, but she nearly punched out a window when the object of her affection Steven arrived a mere 10 minutes before dinner began.

1 comment:

  1. See, the first half of this example is what most people would come up with; the second half is what makes you my favorite.

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