Exlexia

[eks-lek-see-uh]

n. a disorder following a breakup that impairs one’s ability to accurately remember the details of that relationship, interpret the current actions of their former beloved, and integrate the advice dispensed by friends and family to get over the douche/bitch/tranny/wanker/etc…

Use: For sanity’s sake, it seems only fair that for every three months you have to listen to a friend with exlexia, you should be allotted one full hour to physically wail on them.