Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Perjurgatory

[pur-jur-guh-tawr-ee]

n. the period of time following a knee-jerk lie when how much you will look like an asshat gets exponentially worse the longer you wait to come clean.

Use: When Dale replied “Yup, he’s my pup,” to the hot girl in the park that asked him about the random dog he was petting, and then she revealed that she recognized him as her new neighbor, he entered perjurgatory.

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