[mahrk-beet-er]
n. an individual that abuses exclamation marks.
Use: You know a few markbeaters!!!!!!
Monday, September 20, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Hyposicksize
[hahy-poth-ik-sahyz]
v. to claim to know exactly how and who got you got sick even though you’re not a doctor.
Use: Once Billy felt the first signs of a scratchy throat, he immediately hyposicksized that he caught it from the six-year-old niece of his coworker who he saw cough into her hand when she walked through his office seventeen days ago. He hates her now.
v. to claim to know exactly how and who got you got sick even though you’re not a doctor.
Use: Once Billy felt the first signs of a scratchy throat, he immediately hyposicksized that he caught it from the six-year-old niece of his coworker who he saw cough into her hand when she walked through his office seventeen days ago. He hates her now.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Odorphobia
[oh-der-foh-bee-uh]
n. the fear that you may have BO.
Use: After showering at the gym before work and realizing he’d forgotten to pack deodorant, Otis spent the entire day without lifting his arms up past 45 degrees due to his paralyzing odorphobia. Since he is a dance instructor, he told his students his choreography was inspired by peguins.
n. the fear that you may have BO.
Use: After showering at the gym before work and realizing he’d forgotten to pack deodorant, Otis spent the entire day without lifting his arms up past 45 degrees due to his paralyzing odorphobia. Since he is a dance instructor, he told his students his choreography was inspired by peguins.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Cuddleganger
[kuhd-l-geyn-ger]
n. a soulless yet romantic clone of someone hot that you can cuddle with at night but not have to deal with during all other times of the day when you’re enjoying the perks of being single.
Use: Personal demand for cuddlegangers spike in the winter months and plummet during humid August. Unless you have air conditioning or daddy issues.
n. a soulless yet romantic clone of someone hot that you can cuddle with at night but not have to deal with during all other times of the day when you’re enjoying the perks of being single.
Use: Personal demand for cuddlegangers spike in the winter months and plummet during humid August. Unless you have air conditioning or daddy issues.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Relationshitter
[ri-ley-shuhn-shit-er]
n: a douche that seems great until you need to depend on them.
Use: The friend who stops returning your calls once she finds a boyfriend: relationshitter. That new roommate who used to be a pal: relationshitter. Four out of five of the people you date: relationshitters.
n: a douche that seems great until you need to depend on them.
Use: The friend who stops returning your calls once she finds a boyfriend: relationshitter. That new roommate who used to be a pal: relationshitter. Four out of five of the people you date: relationshitters.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Profestinate
[proh-fes-tuh-neyt]
v. to waste time telling others about how you’re not doing something you should.
Use. Don’t profestinate about paying me back that $200 you owe me. Just grab your ATM card, extend your arm, and get me my cash. Do I look like I’m made of dollar bills?
v. to waste time telling others about how you’re not doing something you should.
Use. Don’t profestinate about paying me back that $200 you owe me. Just grab your ATM card, extend your arm, and get me my cash. Do I look like I’m made of dollar bills?
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Guyatus
[gahy-ey-tuhs]
n. When a straight female or gay male decides to take a break from dating.
Use: After having her wallet, Pomeranian, and liver stolen by the last three consecutive dudes she dated, Taylor decided to take a guyatus.
n. When a straight female or gay male decides to take a break from dating.
Use: After having her wallet, Pomeranian, and liver stolen by the last three consecutive dudes she dated, Taylor decided to take a guyatus.
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